Happy New Year!
Dog: Eight teeth removed. ($$$$$)
Fourteen year old Car: Something I don't even remember ($$$$$)
Eighteen year old daughter: Hospitalized for severe medication side effects ($$$ + $$$$$$$ for new meds, meals in cafeteria, driving all over the place, etc + as many sad faces as you can imagine.)
Sixteen year old: age appropriate (yet exhausting) selfishness and surliness ($$$$). Where does the money go? It's spent on everything that we stupidly believe might convince her that just because she does not have disabilities or hospital stays, she is still loved.
New credit cards due to identity theft. (Imagine a whole bunch of little clock faces here and annoyed emoticons, although no actual $$).
Fourteen year old car being dropped off today for scary burning smell. (How many dollar signs? More than there should be, I'm sure.)
I challenge you: Top that!