1. You deserve to be in pain. You deserve to have your heels lifted high above your toes so that the weight of your adult frame rests on the roughly 4 x 2 inch span of the balls of your feet. You also deserve to have your feet wrapped up in what looks like either straight-jackets or a fishing nets, thus emphasizing that you submit to your insanity, as proven by the fact that you spent close to three hundred dollars on these shoes.
You deserve to be in this discomfort even when wearing shoes that look they are designed for exercise, but are clearly only designed for someone who is very confused about what exercise entails.
You deserve to have your toes squeezed like anchovy paste and to throw your lot in with elves.
Acceptance of these rights may piss you off, in which case, you have the right to put spikes on your pointy-pain shoes and impale unsuspecting pedestrians.
You can reject these rights, in which case you have to wear these.