4/8/09

Growing up Litsa: Litsa gets her own place!

Well, the girls didn't like it, but we've had to move Litsa out of the house.  People will tell you that you can house train a pig, but the truth is you can't.  You can put lipstick on a pig, but it won't make her Sarah Palin.  You can put a leash on a pig, but it won't make her Lassie.  A pig is a pig is a pig.  And pigs pee wherever they damn well feel like it.

Don't worry, we have the perfect place for Litsa.  It's a little brick building in our backyard.  I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking: Margaret Finnegan, you do not have a brick building in your backyard.  But I really do!  And believe me, it's a good thing because coyotes troll our street like they're peddling ice cream.  Luckily, those big, bad boys can huff and puff all they want.  Litsa is safe in her little brick house.  She's actually put up some darling curtains: white with purple violets.  Altadena Hiker came over and helped her hang them.  Then they had tea and scones and giggled over the New Yorker's latest "Shouts and Murmurs."  Those two do like their New Yorker.   If I were jealous, I'd worry that AH was trying to win over my Litsa's affections, but I've promised AH the loin, so I know she's just earning her keep.  

13 comments:

pasadenapio said...

I love the piggies! My former neighbor had one for years and yes, she put a leash on her pig and took the pig on walks around the neighborhood!

Susan C said...

When I was growing up, we called the little brick house in the back a smoke house.

Lynne said...

Do you remember Growing Up Skipper?! When you turned her arm backwards she developed and her waist got longer.

Margaret said...

Susan: That'll work.

Lynne: One of great regrets in life is getting rid of my Growing up Skipper. Sigh.

altadenahiker said...

Who says you can't have your pig and eat it too?

Cafe Pasadena said...

YOU can have your pig, and/but I'll just eat it.

If KB seduces your pig away, I just hope Litsa & Boz can cohabit peacefully.

Desiree said...

Litsa, Litsa, Litsa--- as happy as a pig in muck

Laurie said...

I want to see pictures!

pasadenaadjacent.com said...

This "growing up skipper" is news to me. That is truly demented.

We girls of the Arroyo Seco found a pig running up the LA river. We kept her on a strip of land between the Pasadena Freeway and the flood channel. We named her "Pig". She was so sweet and would followed us and sit on our laps. I always thought she might be a piglet someone had managed to find on the island of Catalina, and brought home . Small and wild looking. Sad and unexpected ending for Pig but I'll spare you the gory details.

Margaret said...

Laurie: Hmm...let me see what I can do.

PA: I want the gory details.

Shell Sherree said...

So that explains why there's no Piggy Litter in the supermarket...

JCK said...

Sure. Sure. We'll see how long a pig lasts on the blog of bacon fodder.

J&D said...



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