Due to wild volatility in the market, investors are reminded that the safest place for your wealth may very well be soft doggy pillows, a literal steal if you are creative about what you define as a pillow. Holes in the ground are also a good bet, and I am willing to make one for you--just say the word, or not. How about I just make one and you use it when you're ready.
Investors are advised to remain wary of the Bear Market, and not because of recent decisions by S&P. Bears are just very unpredictable. Keep your distance.
Finally, while many investors continue to flock to gold, our research suggests that it is not very tasty. Kibble futures would be much more welcome.
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You're welcome to come and dig a hole for me, Scout. Maybe even two...
Thank you, Scout. I'm glad there's a reliable source here when I need it.
I already have some holes. I think I may be ready to use them.
The Obamanomics may have gone to the dogs, but when your blog has gone to the dogs that's when you're at your best. (imho)
at last--a voice I can trust!
best advice I've seen, Scout, which just goes to prove that if the world just "went to the dogs" things would be much better.
All i can say to that is, "Woof!"
Now that the bananometer is in such sorry shape, the ball's in Scout's corner.
arf arf
Being a chicken owner I suppose my hens would advise to go against the grain and keep your money in a nest of eggs.
Maybe if I hide my cash in a plastic egg in the hens laying box something good would hatch.
P.S I need a goddess,one for not giving up on my blog.
We here in the house of animals revere the brilliant and wise Scout.
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