The Scout Report: How the Holiday Season is Shaping Up
However, investors looking to make green out of gray should think carefully, as is demonstrated by the disappointing market performance of "the queen." While increasingly reliable to spill a meatball down her shirt, said meatball is also increasingly likely to land on her protruding belly, which seems to be seconding as a table. Is there a market opportunity there? Not if you're eighteen inches high.
Thanksgiving was, frankly, DISAPPOINTING, with only nominal spillage from all attendants, including "grandma," who, quite literally, hoarded gravy that would have made a delicious kibble topping.
Will Christmas be better? You'd be better off burying your bone.