Santa does not have an AK 47, although he does seems a bit tightly wound. Steve is a good guy, and, really, you are buying into Santa's vibe if you think I have been cruel. It's just that Santa has such high standards. Maybe it's something with Mrs. Clause and he's projecting. It's true, I did not make the soup, but I got it fresh from Bristol Farms, and I made sure the teenagers left him alone.
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10 comments:
Uh oh. I hope you got him a Kindle and an iPad and the book of his choice for Christmas. Not to mention homemade soup and hand-knitted socks.
I think Santa's hung up on arguing as a cover for the fact that his elves cannot keep up with the Kindle demand. It's all a ruse, Margaret.
I have come to the party late and squandered all of my willpower trying to figure out "scroll down."
True story.
not to mention copying the incomprehensible wv: suribiph
btw, I vote for the Kindle Fire. Ya need color, baby, to appreciate a book jacket--
It's looking bad for me, people. Luckily, Steve is way nicer than Santa.
is that an AK 47 in Santa's bag?
Steve is waaaay nicer than Santa. Santa will give you lumps of coal. Steve will give you a Kindle despite how cruel you've been.
Santa does not have an AK 47, although he does seems a bit tightly wound. Steve is a good guy, and, really, you are buying into Santa's vibe if you think I have been cruel. It's just that Santa has such high standards. Maybe it's something with Mrs. Clause and he's projecting. It's true, I did not make the soup, but I got it fresh from Bristol Farms, and I made sure the teenagers left him alone.
Bristol Farms? You are a saint.
Bristol Farms soup is way better than mine...Santa must not be familiar with Bristol Farms...
(Think I'll go open that new bottle of wine...away from the computer!)
I think Santa is becoming a scrooge. Maybe the bad economy is making him anxious.
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