Galene was one Poseidon's 50 daughters, and, like 48 of her siblings, she had a real Jan Brady, middle-child thing going on. She was always the peacemaker. Her sisters would always be like,
"Hey! That's my sea-shell bikini top. Give it back."
Which would lead to, "Yeah, but it looks better on me because you're so fat."
And then, "Oh! You so did not call me fat!"
Which would lead to waves and storms and the troubled seas that only sisters can spawn.
But Galene, would be all, "Calm down. Here! You can take my sea-shell bikini top. I'll just put these old barnacles on my boobs," and then everything, and everyone, would calm down and they'd all go drink Mai Tais and complain about their parents.
Eventually, sailors started praying to Galene and asking her for calm seas, and then-- voila!--she totally branded herself as the goddess of calm seas and started a chain of high-end spas!
But, luckily, Galene is benevolent and will help you outside of the spa as well. She will turn your chaos into the still seas of order and calm.
Start by taking a nice long bath. Then wrap yourself in something cozy, pull this out of the refrigerator, and watch this. It will make everything better.
Channel this goddess: When life is too chaotic; when you crave peace and relaxation; when boating and feeling sea sick.
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