This spring, the well-trod women will let her feet do the talking.
On your way to the top? No glass ceiling will stop you in these spiked sandals, although you might impale small co-workers or even amputate a pinky toe when fetching your morning latte. ($40)
Talk about March madness! High tops meet high heels! Three points just for the color alone! ($165)
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto! The 80s are back. Chill in these pink dreams. Very good if you have bird ankles. ($90)
Boots! Floral! Wide laces! You don't need to be Laura Ingalls Wilder to look good milking your cow in these babies. Best news of all: They double as mud flaps! ($160)
The blue metallic says, "Kiss my icy lips." The primary color print says, "I don't believe in coloring in the lines." ($80)
Reptilian textured meets graffiti. It says, "I live for danger! ($100)
Breathtaking! I defy you to find an uglier shoe. ($195)
Wanna have fun! I dare you to post the ugliest Spring 2013 shoe you can find. (Details: You will win a prize that is practically worthless, but the glory will be more than you can possibly imagine. I get to chose the winner, although input will be accepted. You have to post it by April 15th.)
PS: All shoes available at Nordstorm. Buy at your own risk.