Showing posts with label Nancy Pelosi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nancy Pelosi. Show all posts

7/1/09

Twitter Me This

Just making sure that no one missed these important Twitter updates:

Bo Obama: OMG! Ran into Pelosi while helping Prez snk cig. Looks like plastic; smells like glue stick. Scary. Peed on her shoe. Prez said "That's what I'm talking about."

Barbie: OMG! Ken is so totally gay! Found him in pool w/ Other Ken. Me: "What the --" Other Ken: showed me ring and said "Available in select locations only. Certain restrictions may apply."

Ken c.Image via Wikipedia


Nancy Pelosi: OMG! Ran into Bo Obama while sneaking Botox. Damn mutt peed on my Laboutins. Am SO sabotaging health care reform. Also wondering if can pass kibble tax.
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