Hiccup

Bacon-flavored vodka.  That's it.  That's all I'm saying.  

Ok.  Maybe one more thought.  Me?  I'm your basic suburban-mom drinker.  I like my booze sweet and syrupy.  I'm looking for a dessert that gives me a buzz and that I can drink through a tiny straw.  So Bacon-flavored vodka.  It's not working for me.  But you probably like little onions and pickled carrots in your cocktails, so go ahead.  Knock yourself out.