Overheard Conversation: Cal State, Los Angeles ladies room

Girl one: "I don't know why, but I just hate everyone, and everyone hates me.   Some people I'm mediocre about."

Girl two: "Yeah.  Yeah.  Me too.  That's why I like you."

Girl one: "Yeah, it's good, except for, you know, I always push away everyone I care about."

Girl two: "Oh, yeah.  I forgot.  How's that going for you?"

Girl one: "Good.  Except, you know, what can you do when someone says they need space and then they totally ignore you and won't talk to you for two weeks."

Girl two: "Wow.  What a bitch."

Girl one:  "I know.  I hate her."