12/14/11

Dear Margaret

Folk tale depiction of Father Christmas riding...
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Ho, Ho, HA!  You think you've got problems?  Try dealing with the occupy movement. I can't walk outside my workshop without tripping over an elf carrying a sign reading, "We are the 99% (of elves forced to wear candy cane tights and felt hats).  I know.  Their signs are ridiculously long.  But at least they don't swear like the reindeer!

Anyway, if you want that, why not just ask for this?  It can do so much more.  (Besides, you know how naughty Amazon has been.)

Trying to stay jolly,

Santa
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10 comments:

claire said...

As you wish for yourself, so I wish for you, Margaret :-)

Olga said...

Your mind works in amazing and curious ways.

Joanne said...

I'm liking this exchange between you and Santa, and I hope we get to see more. If I can put in my two-cents, I do have an eReader and it's nice having a product dedicated pretty much to just that, reading books.

And I thought Amazon's been nice lately?

altadenahiker said...

Someone's out of hibernation...

Vanda said...

I whole-heartedly endorse this message.

Star said...

Delightful, as usual. (I'm curious about the goat....)

Petrea Burchard said...

Good for you, Margaret, I hope you get what you want. I also hope MediaBistro and Shelf Awareness pick up your post, because they've been swiping at Amazon, too (and with good reason).

Shell Sherree said...

I hope Santa upgrades my wish list, too. Nicely done, Margaret.

Susan Campisi said...

Oh, Santa wrote you back... even after you called him a judgmental prick! I'm impressed.

TheChieftess said...

Good for Santa for responding and suggesting an upgrade...I'd still hold out for a diamond!!!