12/22/11

Dear Margaret

English: Father Christmas on T. Armstrong & Co...
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I read yesterday's comments.  You think I'm angry?  You think I need Xanax? That's what I get for hundreds of years of selfless giving?

No presents for you!

Well, maybe one, a little one.  Like this.

Why you deserve anything is beyond me.  Damn my jolly good nature.

Santa
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9 comments:

altadenahiker said...

Hahahaha. And I'm a big supporter of my local library seeing as I never return a book on time.

(I looooove the downtown LA Library.)

Petrea Burchard said...

Good choice, Santa.

Joanne said...

I don't know how you'll be able to take the suspense Christmas Eve, waiting to see just what Santa brings for you.

Susan Campisi said...

Wow, Santa is really stressed out. You have to admit his job has gotten a lot harder over the years. Who could've predicted a hundred years ago he'd have 7 billion presents to deliver? A library card is a fine idea.

Ms M said...

Hahahaha! Love your dialogue with Santa.

CafePasadena said...

So that's what Saint Nick thinks you really desire this Christmas, MF?? Wow. I didn't know that library had an "ADULT" section! Guess he truly knows whether you're naughty or nice.

Pasadena Adjacent said...

Ms Campisi brings up an interesting point. Excellent link

Shell Sherree said...

Does it come with exemption from overdue fees? Not to be sneezed at. {I drove past the library at 11pm last night to drop back my books on time.}

TheChieftess said...

Damn!!! Where's that roll of paper towels???