12/23/11

Dear Santa

father christmas riding through the streets
Image by dryfish via Flickr
It has recently come to my attention that some naughty little elf has been hacking into my blogger account, pretending to be me and sending mean emails to you.

My goodness!  I am so outraged and upset.  I only wish I had known what was going on.  Unfortunately, I was so busy grading papers, making holiday cookies for neighbors, nursing my poor, sick husband (he had a MAN COLD!!!) and praying with my ever-delightful children that I neglected my blog.  And now my sweet blog been used for evil!  I am really beside myself!

Can you ever forgive me for allowing such a thing to happen?  I still remember that New Born Baby Tender Love you gave me in 1973.  Those were good times, and now this horrible, horrible LIAR has ruined them.  I am actually crying now.  CRYING!

If you do forgive me, can you do one thing for me? Can you please blanket the world in peace and love.  After all, that's what Christmas is all about.

Thank you for all you do and have done.

Much, much, much, much, much love,

Margaret

PS: You are looking so svelte in your latest picture.  Have you lost weight?


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12 comments:

Star said...

Blanket the world in peace...and bacon! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnGnmi0xWNQ
Merry Christmas, Margaret!

Joanne said...

What? You've resorted to flattery?

Merry Christmas, Margaret. I hope you get what you're wishing for, though I'm not sure exactly what it is. I hope Santa does! Peace and happiness in the New Year too ...

Tony Van Helsing said...

I can't forgive you when you blame elves for this.

CafePasadena said...

I feel your pain, MF! Naughty, naughty elf. And during Christmass season too!
(Btw, is this elf female??)

Najma Velshi said...

AMEN!

Daisy said...

And may your family be also "blanketed" Margaret, with humour, joy, peace, and all good things.

Barbara and Daisy

Mister Earl said...

Happy Holidays, Margaret!

MY GIFT TO YOU

Shell Sherree said...

I'm sure Santa has an excellent sense of humour! I just hope he doesn't give your hubby another Man Cold as your Christmas pressie.

Petrea Burchard said...

1973?

TheChieftess said...

I give up!!! My computer is now covered with wine...

May you and Santa have a successful reconciliation!!!

Desiree said...

I was so on your side--mentally crafting the perfect Santa put down letter, or at least make him understand.
Now you get all Uriah Heep on me.
Craven, craven.

Susan Campisi said...

Ah, trying to redeem yourself in the 11th hour... I hope it worked!