We are basically camping here, and by camping I mean living with limited Internet access. We held out as long as we could, but we are switching from DSL to Uverse. To do so, we must cancel one, and only then schedule the other. And, of course, we have to wait almost two weeks for installation because now we are ensnared in the clutches of AT&T. We have an iPad with limited cellular service, and we are hoarding that iPad like it is the Holy Grail. At any moment my children will no doubt come calling for the iPad, and their weapons are good. Whining, moaning, screaming, eye rolling, dirty fingernails and pure stealth and deceit. Will I survive? Will we all survive? It is too early to tell, but I am afeared.
I hear footsteps! Now angry snorts of--