|Dust Storm in Rolla, Kansas 05/06/35 (Photo credit: The U.S. National Archives)|
These handy hints will keep you happy and, if not actually clean, well, like I said, happy.
1. Turn off that light! Tubs are only dirty if you can see the mildew. Plus, dim lights hide wrinkles--so bonus!
2. Vacuums are for suckers! Crunchy carpets keep you on your toes.
3. Dust bunnies are the pets you never have to feed. What are you? Some kind of bunny hater?
4. Don't mop. Get a dog! Mop water and dog drool are scientifically identical.
5. Dust is history, man. You'd wipe away the earth walked on by your ancestors? First bunnies, now this? What is wrong with you?
Join me. Embrace the chaos. Step into the light...or the dark...or the sort of gray, dusty haze...