Late entries worth your attention

Miss Havisham graces us with a fabulous bacon and eggs poem.  Check it out.  

And the ever clever Paula Johnson (my personal IT department) offers this haiku: 

The average pig
counts on vegetarians
to save his bacon.

And Kathy H. sends a recipe for Bacon-wrapped dates.  

Alas, this outstanding entries are a little too-late to be eligible for our prize of one pound of Bristol Farm's best bacon (I would bend the rules but I'm afraid some of our competitors would hurt me), but I thank them for sharing.  And to the competitors I just want to say that you are very luck because these are very, very clever people.