Bo Obama: OMG! Ran into Pelosi while helping Prez snk cig. Looks like plastic; smells like glue stick. Scary. Peed on her shoe. Prez said "That's what I'm talking about."
Barbie: OMG! Ken is so totally gay! Found him in pool w/ Other Ken. Me: "What the --" Other Ken: showed me ring and said "Available in select locations only. Certain restrictions may apply."
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Nancy Pelosi: OMG! Ran into Bo Obama while sneaking Botox. Damn mutt peed on my Laboutins. Am SO sabotaging health care reform. Also wondering if can pass kibble tax.
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Hello, just checking out new blogs, really like yours. Come check out mine if you'd like.
Michael Steele: OMG! Can't believe the press is giving all their love to King of Pop. So unfair. Thinking about new nickname to win over their attention. King of Hats?
Margaret, you are so funny! I don't twitter but if I did I'd want to follow Bo!
Hysterical! So glad Mark Sanford wasn't part of this!
Laboutins, eh? VERY upmarket. I wonder if those will be in your next novel---
Latest Twit updating.
Guvner Sanford: my fellow American women (esp you, Restless Dez), you gotta understand this was more than an affair. It was a Love Story!
(I guess I was wrong...twitter is good 4 sumthing aftera!!)
Twitter is okay if you follow the right people. In fact it can be downright riveting in the case of the Iran tweeters over the past few weeks. That has slowed down but there's always something else. I probably tweet more than I blog nowadays.
I figured out how to make my account tweet automatically, but now I can't shut it off. OMFG.
http://vodpod.com/watch/1437584-a-twitter-cartoon-to-mock-your-existence
Hee hee! I'd follow Bo, too!
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Vanda
great link
Lee Beth: I'll definitely come and check out your blog.
Lynne: Too funny.
Dez: You can't have all that Botox and Payless shoes.
Pup: Very funny.
Derek: You are so right. There are a lot of great things about Twitter. Thanks for dropping by.
Petrea: But I better everything you Twitter is insightful and meaningful and perfect.
Vanda: I'm on my way there.
M.J.Y.: Thanks for the visit. I look forward to visiting your blog.
Margaret, I, uh, um, don't really tweet. Maybe once every few days. Uh.
Vanda, love the link.
I do love good Twitter humor.
LOL...how funny...
Personally, I cannot keep up with the Twitter updates anymore...I just post my 2 cents and ignore everyone else!
Wow, botox and pee all at the same time. I haven't twittered yet. Very confusing. You are very funny though.
Hi Margaret! Thanks for visiting my blog!
Love the goddesses! Is there one to channel when I've realised I was blogging instead of making dinner..? Congratulations on making 'Blogs of Note'. Sara
Oh, you clever woman.
I love Twitter. Unabashedly. Will you still be my friend? :-)
Haha i really really love this. You've got twitter dead on. I'd so follow Barbie.
HeeHee that's funny, especially the stanky BO - he's just caving in to special interest groups, never thinking about his eternity --- I saw the other side of eternity through my accident in ’85: you alone decide where thy destiny lies, not God, not mortals nor circumstances; this Finite Existence is just a proving ground to achieve Heavenly sainthood. Why leave your ETERNAL destiny up to chance in this FINITE existence? Trust Jesus, not yourself. God bless you!
I saw that stupid dog from my high powered telescope and I tried to shoot him, but my gun won't quite shoot that far.
LOL!!! OMG!!!! I just spit milk ALL OVER my computer screen!!!!!!!!!
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